John Boltik's profile

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lessee, this is always a toughy... well... I'm just some guy! No, but seriously, I'm just one of many of my Father's children, sometimes still in my diapers, so-to-speak and OOOooooopppps... um, hey y'all, I'll be RIGHT back, gotta go check on something... OK, I'm back, whew! That was close!! NOW where was I? Ahhh yes, I'm a bit of a toddler like any child but many people seem to believe (as do I) that I'll be quite a lil' walker once I get back up on my feet after my latest fall (some mean babysitter named Katrina pushed me down and I went BOOM...) and that I may even be able to help others toddle along a little better. God Willing, someday soon I may even grow up to be a trackstar, who knows? Race you to the Promised Land!!!!!!!!! =)

I am absolutely NOT interested in painting. Nope. Not one bit. Not ONE IOTA!! Bores me senseless. HO-HUM!! >>>>> YAAWWWWWNNNNNN!!! <<<<< Nothing to see here, citizens, move along, move along!! http://www.hallahart.com O-Kay, FOLKS!! Show's over!! Go back to your homes, just an uninterested, uninteresting guy painting big bumpy flowers, you can read about it in the papers tomorrow (the funny pages, that is). Keep moving, that's it, single file, don't panic, no pushing, no running, just step AWAY from the uninteresting painter fella, keep your HANDS inside the bumper car AT ALL TIMES!! =)