Here's the scoop: I just moved into a new apartment, and the previous tenant left a 20-gallon tank. The tank contains a geriatric freshwater fish named Long John Silver, who has to go with the tank. Long John is cool, but I'm not a fish person, and I want both the tank and the fish out of my life.

Aforementioned previous tenant was a filthy bastard, and the tank is dirty, but if you want it, I'll clean it as best I can. It comes with the pump, filter thingy (I don't know anything about fish), and a handful of rocks (seriously, this fish has had the most boring 5 years EVER).

Email if you would like a picture of either Long John or the tank, or if you're ready to make my dreams come true by removing this freshwater disaster from my house... Please!

-Miranda